She'll love him for his paycheck

He's waving his pay check
because it's big;
he's sure it's going to attract
the attention of one he could love.

What he doesn't realize is that
she won't love him,
she'll love him for his paycheck.

He's got a big house,
and two nice cars,
that he bought with his paycheck,
got a kid on the way.

And down the street is a man
with a bigger paycheck,
who is waving his paycheck
at the woman who loves big paychecks.

He's waving his pay check
because it's big;
he's sure it's going to attract
the attention of one he could love.

One day he comes home,
and his love is gone.
She left a note that said, "Come on,
you just don't make enough."

One of the cars is gone,
and she wants half of the rest,
it just goes to show
that a big paycheck can
put love to the test, if that's how
you attract love to the nest.

One day he comes home,
and his love is gone.
She left a note that said, "Come on,
you just don't make enough."